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niconiconiQ: Why do programmers code in dark mode?
A: Light attracts bugs.
A: Light attracts bugs.
Jeff the Alien
NightDiceQ: Why do systems engineers live in basements?
A: Preference for environments with as little Windows as possible.
ljยทrk@niconiconi That explains a lot about my code
caitp@niconiconi because they like to hunch over really close to their screen and squint like giant nerds instead of sitting up straight from a comfortable distance
Diabolic Preacher@niconiconi code looks like those bugs in light mode. then you wonder why the code is moving like a marquee and then you're like oh wait it's actually a bug...that bug.
Michael Vilain@niconiconi Someone hasn't turned on the light in the kitchen at midnight to get a snack only to have cockroaches scatter to all corners.
I know I haven't. The worst I've dealt with is ants and termites. Apparently they're mutually exclusive according to the exterminator. I don't want either one on my counter tops, thanks.
Niclas HedhmanIf "debugging" is the process of removing faults in the code, then "programming" must be the process of putting the faults in there.
Julien ๐ง@niconiconi why do nasa uses linux ?
because you can't open windows in space ๐
because you can't open windows in space ๐