"I tell you what is best in life. To shush your patrons, see them browsing before you, and to confuse them with the Dewey Decimal System" -- Conan the Librarian #humor
@badtux When I saw this I thought "huh, that's not the Conan the Librarian I remember." Then I learned that this is a joke that has been made many times, which I guess, makes sense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_the_Librarian
Conan the Librarian - Wikipedia