Fired up #Threads and scrolled for a few minutes through the content that was placed in my timeline by The Almighty Algorithm.

Gotta say, if #Meta were going for a first impression of "Wow I care about literally none of this inane bullshit" then they nailed it.

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"Gotta say, if #Meta were going for a first impression of "Wow I care about literally none of this inane bullshit" then they nailed it."

Thing is, I think that literally IS what Meta is going for -- but you're not in their target audience.

They think this is what their initial base of Instagram users wants. And they may be right...

@bitflipped it’s girls showing their hooters off and teenagers excited over seeing each others posts. Oh and I saw Wiz Kalifah’s dressing room for his show tonight.

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I sense feeding on the carcass of a dead bird is not exciting to watch

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likewise.
What a waste of ten minutes that was.
@bitflipped I think it’s the same there as here. You have to follow enough accounts to fill your feed with a more intentional timeline. They’re working their way to 100 million sign ups. And my borough president is pushing hard to have accounts from our local infrastructure sign up as well. My local news outlets have already all joined. #threads #meta
@bitflipped can’t help but feel that lots of people are lazy and want what’s familiar ..
@bitflipped keep the world over entertained and under informed. That's the American way...the Roman way as well
@hfinyow @bitflipped
Over entertained, under informed, and an enemy to distract from both
@bitflipped thanks for taking one for the team
@bitflipped I have seriously contemplated downloading it, dropping a one star review for the app and then posting a few promos for Lemmy and mastodon before jumping ship. If you give me the word, internet stranger, I’ll do it.
@mysoulishome At 2.7 stars I dare say it's doing bad enough on its own, but no doubt many people will use it in the hope that <internet celebrity> will acknowledge their existence for a brief moment by pressing The Button.
@mysoulishome That sounded less "Old man yells at cloud" in my head... oh well, I accept and welcome my cynical fate.
@bitflipped Yelling at a cloud actually seems appropriate for complaining about social media…but it still needs to be done. There are deeper issues behind the Reddit migration and threads backlash…people are wising up to these clowns.