*narrator’s voice* But, in fact, their talents were of great use elsewhere, for another social media was made. Deep in the land of Meta, in the Fires of Menlo Park, the Dark Lord Zuckerberg forged a master platform, and into this platform he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all social media.

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