If a little voice ever says to you “what if you stopped being artificially polite and just told people on social media what you think, and mirroring their attitude and tone back to them, for a day?” you should drink until the voice goes away.
@Popehat I heard a lot of people say that the problem with assholes on the internet would go away if they were no longer anonymous. Facebook and Twitter proved that that notion was very, very wrong.