Low Quality Facts
I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.
Jul 7, 2023 at 3:02pmWeb
Show threadKeith M. JudgeJul 7, 2023

I'm all for arming the orcas with body armor and laser guns.

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I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.

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Show threadKropotkinbakingJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts nobody who owns a boat is a good person. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Show threadAlice Dubiel 🔬💉🦠😷🌬☮️Jul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts If the orcas sign a non aggression treaty with the orangutans, humans only defense is to surrender all their bulldozers and boats. #PeaceInOurTime
Show threadsynlogicJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I too regret that I have but 4 limbs to sacrifice up for the cutest master race ever: the Underwater Murder Pandas (TM)
Show threadkeefJul 7, 2023
@synlogic @lowqualityfacts "Underwater Murder Pandas" is definitely the name of my next band. Or, failing that, a random instrumental track :)
Show threadsynlogicJul 7, 2023

@keefmarshall @lowqualityfacts ha. awesome!

theres also penguins:
Flightless Bird Pandas

Show threadJeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️Jul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Orcas favorite ice cream flavour is butter pecan.
Show threadSteve has ☕️ for brainsJul 9, 2023
@seismic007 @lowqualityfacts everyone’s favorite ive cream is Butter Pecan, the only qualifier is who admits it
Show threadtichoJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts An average person has more in common woth an orca than with a billionaire, so it's understandable. 👍
Show threadxanatax 🐰Jul 7, 2023

@lowqualityfacts … I don’t speak Orca fluently, but it sounds like they are saying, “Give me the fish!”

🤔 I’m curious if all the ships that lost a rudder, or keel, or sunk … didn’t give the fish? Oops!

Orca does a trick, Human must give fish … That’s the treaty we signed with Shamu. Sounds like they just enforcing the rules. 🤷‍♀️

Show threadCompuguy 🐱Jul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Here here! Free Willy should be free!
Show threadRuby JonesJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I would have sufficient respect for the Orca capacity to bite my arm off that I would not piss one off by dicking around in their waters, tbh.
Show threadSISTRchiJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
We humans should be so inspired as to step up our resistance to wealthy elite wastrals. Time is way past for strong resistance to the devastation and environmental catastrophe that the ruling class has brought all creatures to the brink.
Show threadPeter Koopman 🦣Jul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
#TeamOrcasWithLightsabers 🤣
Show threadJhooperJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I have serious issues with your name on this platform. These facts are too high, it's like going into a McDonald's and coming out with a filet mignon or something
Show threadFatsquatchJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadPirateRoJul 7, 2023

@lowqualityfacts that’s good! You wouldn’t want to be a terrible writer like the guy that wrote the whole Shatner-thinking-he-knows-kirk’s-character because a particular Klingon randomly kills his son so now he hates all Klingons always and forever.

That’s just be really lousy writing and an attempt to dumb-down the franchise.

I’m glad you see things differently. I’m glad you’ve used your education to realize there is often an alternative that’s better, despite Paramount.

Show threadDavid H. McCoyJul 7, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Look, Humanity has had it coming for a while. I say thin that boat owning herd!

Show thread癲婆Jul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts same but if you respect their territories you won’t be losing an arm right ??
Show threadSparkymikeJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I hope someday they will build a theme park on the sea floor and call it "ManWorld."
Show threadNoodle 🐍🧶Jul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I am absolutely team orca, and if one ever kills me, know that I died as I lived - cooing at and trying to pet something I shouldn't 😂
Show threadDaisy Bateman/Stacie GreyJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts The part of Jaws they never showed you was all the people at that meeting cheering for the shark.
Show threadOtownKimJul 7, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Always #TeamOrca
Show threadkinyutakaJul 8, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadTamJul 8, 2023
@lowqualityfacts has it occurred to anyone else the orca have picked up on the wish of our collective human consciousness to eat the rich, and have decided to help us out, owing to our inability to act?
Show threadMasto.poetryJul 8, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
These is a yacht riding on this:)
Show threadSteve has ☕️ for brainsJul 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts web looking for the orca boat thing and found this article, https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-has-a-group-of-orcas-suddenly-started-attacking-boats/ which after reading I cannot escape that my next band name will be Salmon Hat
Why Has a Group of Orcas Suddenly Started Attacking Boats?

Killer whales in a group near Spain and Portugal may be teaching one another to mess with small boats. They sank their third vessel earlier this month

Scientific American
Show threadOpenDNA⚙️Jul 31, 2023
@lowqualityfacts tbf, the odds of having your arm removed by a billionaire are orders of magnitude higher than by an orca.
Show threadmanuelcaeiro ☕Jul 31, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
I'm absolutely in favor of team orca.
https://github.com/GNOME/orca
GitHub - GNOME/orca: Read-only mirror of https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/orca

Read-only mirror of https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/orca - GitHub - GNOME/orca: Read-only mirror of https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/orca

GitHub
Show threadJoe  Jul 31, 2023
@lowqualityfacts , it's a pity we haven't got cute mammals starting to pee on car electronics like ECU, TCU.
I wonder if our enthusiasm for them would be that widespread as well.
Show threadA. RiveraJul 31, 2023

@lowqualityfacts Candidate I can get behind.

#TeamOrca

Show threadkirkiscoolAug 1, 2023
@lowqualityfacts hold up your remaining arm and be like "yea fuck boats! "