joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night taking about your ex

https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/684818

joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night taking about your ex - FMHY

Instead of reddit, why not talk about something more positive on your date, like how many tickets you are going to buy for my new movie, “Barbie”, only in theaters July 21st?
Hello Margot Robbie (sometimes I get mistaken for you). Is it true you were cast in Barbie because you have plastic feet?
Nice try Quentin, you already got me once with “Once upon a time in Hollywood”, you are not going to get me again.
C’mon it’ll be fine, just drive that pink car with your feet on the dashboard