So Jason Gilbert has Threads absolutely nailed.

https://jogblog.substack.com/p/facebooks-threads-is-so-depressing

Facebook's Threads is so depressing

Like a $19 turkey sandwich at an airport

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@ct_bergstrom

I just barked out a staccato burst of laughter while reading this on the bus, and got a sly side eye smile from the woman sitting across from me.

@mckra1g @ct_bergstrom the vibe i'm getting about the vibes is that it's also as if the richest 39-year-old boy in the world paid many, many celebrities to show up at his birthday party.

so it's also reminding me of Succession s3e7, _Too Much Birthday_:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Much_Birthday

Too Much Birthday - Wikipedia