Windows users are victims to stockholm syndrome, I’d like to remind everyone the following list of features is not normal or necessary:

• Updates take forever and use loads of resources.
• PC needs to be rebooted after installing any software.
• Random software needs full control of your PC to make sure you’re not doing anything you “shouldn’t be”.
• An internet connection is required to play.
• Your computer talks to you? Why?
• An operating system is 30GB large.
• Updates are mandatory.
• Advertising, everywhere, constantly.
• You pay for this?
• Troubleshooting anything is a nightmare, shrouded in mystery and undocumented chaos.