This reminds me of my ex.
SHUT UP AND WASH THE DISHES
THEY’RE ALREADY DONE. I PUT THEM IN WITH THE LAUNDRY
I JUST MADE MACARONI AND CHEESE
Macaroni of broken dish 😋
I DRANK ALL THE PISS I HAD IN THE FRIDGE (i’m so sorry)
THAT WASN’T HUMAN PISS!!