What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names?

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What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names? - Lemmy.world

My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named “Stephanie.” It’s a dog. We’re both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

Why does Stephanie as a pet name gross you out? Am I missing something?

Normal human names are weird for pets.

Hubert for a dog? Sounds pretty good. John, for a dog? Umm...

Most all names are human names. Why is Stephanie or John different? My dogs name was Charlie and it was just fine.
My cat’s name is Chaos and is the chillest fucking cat ever made. Comes when called, politely waits to be fed, lays contentedly for belly rubs. Also fetches but that’s because this hairy fucker thinks they’re a dog.
My chaos is very similar. Except he has learnt to open my cupboard door and climbs my clothes at 2am…