Mastodawn

What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names?

My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named “Stephanie.” It’s a dog. We’re both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

My aunt has a cat named “Rachel”

Rachel isn’t really cute or endearing on its own and doesn’t really shorten well. So they just call their cat “Rach”.

I feel like that’s a name they wanted to give a child, but missed out, so it went to a cat.