The launch of Zuckerberg's adaptation of Threads (1984, d. Mick Jackson) at first completely repulsed me.

Then I saw people saying it had probably preemptively created an account for me because I had an Instagram account I never deleted.

So I figured why not look at it then delete it and my Instagram account?

Well, the answer was "because even turning off all the adblocking blast shields, the website loads as a blank page for me."

Huh. What to do? Oh yeah! Just delete my Instagram account!