horrowfidefarted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.
this is why i support the conservation of the buffalo community.
farted so softly my dick sang me a song.
Matt@horrowfide excellent.
Psy Chuan 
@horrowfide these toots read like incredibly niche Chuck Tingle-esque erotica novels
Tirial@horrowfide 🎶 @stavvers started a joke, which started the whole world laughing 🎶
Another Angry Woman@Tirial @horrowfide untrue, look at the timestamps: farting dicks are a staple here.
@horrowfide @Tirial and that buffalo had a wife and kids, I bet that keeps you up at night
@horrowfide @Tirial did your dick grow back tho
Ian Tindale@horrowfide small world
@horrowfide any time anyone says “it’s a small world” to me I really have to forcibly resist the temptation to reflexively blurt out “yeh but have you tried shoving it up your arse?”
Sometimes the blurting out wins
healyn@horrowfide reading some of the replies to this, and wish people would stop encouraging this behavior. you could get injured doing this
@healyn don't worry healyn, it always grows back!