Just not possible.

My @smh cartoon.

@cathywilcox Pauline is Perfect!! 💯
@cathywilcox the spirit of How not to do it lives on at the department of circumlocution
@cathywilcox I like your Tanya Plibersek, Cathy. Easily identifiable and not too exaggerated, much like the minister herself. 👍

@cathywilcox I can think of an anti-One-Nation ad in the back of my mind.

Mid-90s era cassette recorder in the shot, someone puts in a tape and presses play.

Pauline Hanson's 1996 speech starts… after 5 seconds, someone yanks the power lead and throws a blanket over the top.

-- fade out --

-- fade in --

Power lead plugged in… speech re-starts, but this time it's the 2020s and she's banging on about "Muslims".

She never changes.

@cathywilcox What a bunch of can'ts.