MorestiJul 6, 2023

AITA For Waking Up My Roommate?

https://lemmy.world/post/1095271

AITA For Waking Up My Roommate? - Lemmy.world

So I prep the food for my roommate every day. This happens usually around the same time every day. My roommate has gotten into the habit of coming into my room and waking me up vocally every morning, usually hours before my alarm goes off and demands food. So during the day when my roommate is napping, I’ve been getting up in their face and making the same obnoxious noises they do to wake me up in the morning. AITA?

Show threadHazzardis
It’s sounds like you guys are just being assholes to each other at this point lol. Doesn’t really matter who started it if you’re both perpetuating it.
Jul 6, 2023 at 1:06pmWeb
Show threadMorestiJul 6, 2023
See. If they keep doing it to me I’m gonna win this fight.
Show threadI_Fart_GlitterJul 18, 2023

YTA and your roommate has contacted our pawfices. Your actions are awful and unclawful under section 2 of chapter 49C: Cat naps is sacred naps, do not disturb. This carries a penalty of bap bap baps and a fine of no less than one (1) elbendy billions of toonas. And section 4 of chapter 38F: Cat bellies tell true time, clocks is only suggestions. This egregious breech of cattract has not gone unnoticed and will not go unpunished. You’re gonna lose this fight.

Belladonna and Aubergine, Cattorneys at Paw [email protected]