made an account on threads and mark zuckerberg just walked into my house and is going through my fridge???
@DMX get the spray bottle
@DMX
Spare a thought for those with a smart bidet.
@DMX he takes out bread and starts eating it like this

@DMX

Could you just keep him there? In the cellar w/o internet? I’ll boost your toot if you do.

@DMX Feature not a bug, apparently.