me: my scars are doing weird shit. why they so puffy right now, is it the heat? i don't get keloids, so...

my brain: dunno. them shits is kinna puffy tho...heh. "puffy". 😏

me: ...wait.

brain: puffy...and diddy 🙃

me: why are you like this, brain—

brain: can't stop, won't stop 🙃🙃

me: i know where yew live, don't—

brain: hype williams-style fisheye lens n'shit on yo chest 🙃🙃🙃

me: