Help settle a discussion between me and my wife: what side is the front of the bed?

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Help settle a discussion between me and my wife: what side is the front of the bed? - tchncs

This has been a sometimes fun, but most often infuriating discussion between my wife and I, as well as other family members and friends whenever we bring it up: which side of the bed is the front? Is it the foot end? The side where the heads are? Or are you a rebel and is it the side you get out of bed at?

the side furthest from the wall
My bed is surrounded by walls form three sides. 😉🤣
Tiny room or large bed 🛌 🤔
Multifunctional room with a corner specifically for bed.

Then it’s the side not touching any walls.

If your wife tells you “object X is in front of the bed”, where do you think it is?

I had a setup like this a while back. I’m going with the foot of the bed is the side that most easily lets you jump up and land on your back.