These pretzels look like buttholes

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These pretzels look like buttholes - Lemmy.world

As a German, I’ll have to disappoint you even further: These aren’t pretzels at all.
They aren't even bretzels

I wanted to say Brezel, but I feared that I have to explain myself. Yes. I don’t understand why english-speakers say “Pretzel” instead of how Germans say it: “Brezel”

But I don’t really care either.

Germans say it: “Brezel”

Tbf, that is not universal.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brezel?oldformat=true#Wortvarianten

Maybe, but I speak Hochdeutsch and where I’m from, we call it “Brezel”.