Gerty Steinblatt (@[email protected])

"Press Release (ish) Our toddler-style budget & workforce destruction inevitably led us to break Birdsite. Our hack workarounds & greed are why we inconvenience you so needlessly. Blaming you for outcomes revealing our blind greed & idiocy is totally on-brand for our owner's narcissistic petty hubris, which is also why we always abdicate responsibility for everything unattractive, & only ever fake apologise to blame 3rd parties like you. Thank you for using Birdsite! [poop emoji]"