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@socketwench Hm. This one must have been made especially for @Snowkitten .
@UlrikeHeiss @socketwench Not a girl, but Yes!
@Snowkitten @socketwench I am sorry, I didn't mean to misgender you. I was referring to the bit from your bio, where you said that your fictional characters were cat-personalities but I see you changed that bit so I am confused now.
@UlrikeHeiss @socketwench I am agender. Just for your inteterest 
@Snowkitten @socketwench Thank you. I must admit that I haven't quite wrapped my head around the best ways of addressing agender people, but in general I try to avoid binary expressions. However, I am sure that I don't always succeed. So if you notice and happen to have the energy to do so, I would be glad if you could correct me. (Please read this as an invitation, not a request.)
@socketwench Sorry but that's MissKey's doing actually.
@[email protected] @socketwench seeing "Misskey" as "MissKey" is weird lol
@socketwench given Misskey literally lets you give yourself cat ears, I'd say all of fedi has a role in transforming society to catgirls
@socketwench where is this and how can I get there fast?
@socketwench so it wasn't the covid vaccine after all...

@socketwench Bwahahahaha, that doesn't work on one who is already a moogle and has been for decades.

Also, I welcome all the newly transformed with a feast of chicken nuggets and grilled fish.

@socketwench so if I was already a catboy when I got here, does it detransition me or do I get to stay the same?
@socketwench i will find this and i will breathe it instead of air for a month.
@socketwench I have no idea what this means but I'm following nonetheless. 😂
@socketwench ... Will it help me with night-working?.
@socketwench this is incorrect. Misskey is the catperson software. Mastodon is for people who toot.
@socketwench i would like about 200 planet wide gas clouds please
@socketwench July 2nd, 2023 at 3:50 PM EST (the catgirl gas will be released)
@socketwench looks more like Misskey tbh 🍮
@socketwench What society is that??? I need to move there immediately.
@socketwench can I get some catboy gas too?
@socketwench I need that in one of those air freshener plugs that you can plug into a wall socket.

@socketwench

I volunteer for tribute.

... But can I be a Raccoon-gurl instead? I'll pay.

@socketwench oh if you want to know the future, imagine a pink Croc being gently taken on and off a face, forever, except the face is kind of into it
@socketwench you f'ers have been warned 😻
@socketwench this says a lot about our society
@socketwench oh shit I'm bout to get yassified
@socketwench and Tumblr turns you into a doggirl
When Joe Biden is hit...
@socketwench I didn't even know transformation gas could also be a catgirl.
@socketwench Man I think I had an adverse reaction to the gas I'm a raccoon man instead
@socketwench @snott Time for a timeline cleanse. I didn’t know this video existed until earlier this year when it was posted on Mastodon by @drahardja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ1bEKMWfCY
Funky Cat Maybe

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