Mastodawn

Jul 5, 2023

I thought I might gear up for the #4th by wearing my Biden/Harris tee and cap and jacket and underpants and, I don't know, fucking cape-flag, but then I remembered I don't have a bunch of clothing that tells people who I voted for in the last election because I'm not in a fascist fucking cult.

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Grimm

Jul 5, 2023

I'm no Party Pennant-waver and I think "patriotism" is a dumb abstract measurement of anything and an actual operative substitute for simple rationally throught-out policy prescriptions, so I don't really like to stack MY patriotism against someone else's but, that being said, it's also a pretty goddamn easy thing to do when you MAGA twats just tried to do an actual fascist coup d'etat to end America as a constitutional republic, innit?

You fuckstumps. You dimwit skiving slot-machine-eyed goatfucking neo-Nazi pricks.

"Durr hurr typical America-hating demoncrat, when the Biden Crime Family's..."

YOU BROWNSHIRT FUCKS TRIED TO DO A COUP. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, CLETUS.

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Grimm

Jul 5, 2023

If this seems a glib appraisal of more nuanced American cultural differences merely exacerbated by my dismissive stereotyping of standard boilerplate yokel neo-Nazis, let me say to those who espouse this that I have weighed your dumb opinions ad nauseum for six fucking years and look, just fuck off.

Unfollow me. I don't fucking care. Just maybe consider that actual Jesus-fetishizing kindly small-town Nazi pieces of shit working actively in every GOP-controlled state to burn books for having ideas and legislating people into NON-people because they don't love right don't get to colonize the #4th the way they think they do.

That whole right-wing white-trash trope where the guy says "You think you're BETTER than me?"

Well, fucking hell, if you're a dumb provincial bigot prick doing shit the Nazis did, yeah, I do. And everyone not exactly as stupid and awful as you should. That shouldn't even be remotely hard.

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Grimm

One person I genuinely miss from twitter is Mariya Alexander and I think this was her tweet once a long time ago that was basically "Say what you want about the guys who live in the apartment above me but they are objectively bad and I hate them."

Yup, and [gestures pretty stridently at pretty substantial hordes of American neo-Nazis and gestures at them again, almost cartoonishly, for emphasis]