supply side jesus rule

https://lemmy.world/post/1031849

supply side jesus rule - Lemmy.world

“And he who gives more than a thousand shekels will become a Supply Side Jesus pioneer and have access to me at our annual Yom Kippur “Break the Fast” dinner.”

“The word of the Lord!!”

Not just Catholics. 😔

I did some work for a couple of catholic churches in my area (which was getting them set up on the special accounting software that their diocese requires them to use). These are small jesuit churches, that are supposedly giving everything they can to help the poor in the community. But I noticed their checking accounts had over $100k sitting in it, and the savings account was even more. This is a very poor area in the rural south. According to the 2020 census data, the average person's income here is $26k a year.

I'm not a catholic, but after listening to them, it felt a LOT like I was working with the Soprano family lol. Every church in the diocese has to kick up money to the Bishop, just like Tony's crew always had to pay up to him. LOL

I don't know how much they help others in the area, financially, but I think they could probably ramp that up a little.

Christianity is a cult.
Every religion is.
I dunno, wicca seems pretty chill, they don’t really seem like a cult
please tell me what the wiccan dogmas are
"thou shalt clean up after thyself"
what’s the differecne between jordan peterson’s call to clean your room and wiccan cleanliness roules?
Jungian psychology and Judeo-Christian morality mish-mashed together by a disgraced hack is indeed very profound
IT IS ISN’T IT??? I always knew that what my parents taught me about me going to hell for saying edgy things was very deep! thank you for validating me 🥹😭😭
@Chasm One is about leaving no negative impact on the world, and the other is about being anal retentive and self flagellatory.
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@Chasm Oh lol. Hadn't thought of that. Yeah, it's a bit of an experiment here :) It's a round peg in a square hole, but it's working so far. mostly. :)
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@Chasm Eww! No, it's a sports team!
Really that's only true of the ones with structures and hierarchies. The ones that are freely exercised without oversight are less so. Although they can still be.
Wow edgy take. Tell me, what do you define a cult as? Is it just anything you don’t believe in?

Fun Christianity detail.

All three Synoptics (Mark, Matthew, Luke) have Jesus telling his followers they aren’t allowed to bring purses or money to minister.

This naturally would have prevented monetary collections.

But then in around 54 CE, 20 years after Jesus is killed, a guy who never met him and was known to be persecuting his followers shows up in areas outside his jurisdiction telling people he’s one of them now and to ignore any versions of Jesus he doesn’t approve of. He even acknowledged that people were saying he was doing evil in the name of good (Romans 4:8).

He argued with the church in Corinth that their belief “everything is permissible” was wrong and on top of it argued that he was entitled to make a living off his ministering, while then asking for monetary donations “for the poor in Jerusalem” (but in other letters we see he was also enriched himself with donations).

Eventually the gospel of Luke had Jesus at the last supper straight up like “Hey guys, remember when I said you can’t carry purses? Let’s 180° that.”

I say eventually because the likely earliest version of that text we have was the one preserved by ‘heretics’ following Marcion, and their copy of Luke is missing that part at the last supper.

Christianity as canonized was in at least one way exactly opposite what had likely been the actual command of a historical Jesus. Out of all the various sects, the one which succeeded was not the one with divine editorial oversight, but simply the one with the most adaptive policies for sociopolitical success (such as fundraising to the point they eventually became endorsed by the emperor of Rome).

Additionally, other sects deemed heretical were also vehemently against profiteering by religious officiants:

Jesus said, "The messengers and the prophets will come to you and give you what belongs to you. You, in turn, give them what you have, and say to yourselves, ‘When will they come and take what belongs to them?’"

  • The Gospel of Thomas saying 88

TL;DR: It’s so much worse than most people realize, especially Christians, who arguably should be made the most aware.

Synoptics were written decades after the authentic letters of Paul, so it’s quite more complicated than what you imply. But yeah, there were debates about this subject in early Christianity.
Also, most of the fucked up things written in the New Testament are from Paul
Fuck Paul. All my homies hate Paul.
This is so interesting… I’m far from a religious person, but I find history of the religions so interesting. Just how this all evolved to become what it is today.
Spanish Catholics: Of course we should help the poor by engaging in charity, that’s a Christian virtue. Wait, no, what do you mean raising taxes to expand public services to help the poor? Public education??? UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME!?!?!?!? That’s- That’s literally communism, and we stand against communism!
~~Spanish Catholics~~ Conservatives everywhere