@JamesBoag that took a left turn somewhere 😜

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Maybe they're worried their hands aren't steady enough?
You could give yourself a nasty cut with one of those.

@JamesBoag ditto the fork I’m sure

@JamesBoag oh. You trained with Doctor Benway

@JamesBoag Have you ever explicitly invited the other surgeons to lick your knife when you're done? Perhaps they're just feeling shy.

@JamesBoag How many times have you caught Hepatitis?

@JamesBoag #TwoSentenceHorror

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I suppose this is allegorical commentary on something?

@JamesBoag that is a solid joke, like a macabre Mitch Hedberg