I grew tired of Google tagging me at the drive-up boobs 'n' coffee stand any time I visited the restaurant that shares the parking lot. I sent an update to Google Maps asking them to move their pointer about 20ft to the east.

Now, Google keeps praising me for my OH SO USEFUL update! I've got a half-dozen emails, all gushing as if I sorted world peace or something.

Today at 3am came another update. FFS, Google probably thinks I'm the mayor of bikini baristas or something.