MsDeeJul 4, 2023
Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)

Please help my new server collect caches. Boost this threatening photo of my cat, Teddy.

#catsofmastodon

Jul 4, 2023 at 4:42amWeb
Show threadMarkJul 4, 2023

@mitch I see you too have what is known as a generic internet cat around my house. Please meet (names translated from Portuguese):
- ham and cheese toasted sandwich (first pic)
- coffee with milk (our generic internet cat in the second)

#catsofmastodon

Show threadmarmitewarlockJul 4, 2023
@mitch I don't know what a cache is but please enjoy this non-threatening photo of MY cat, Teddy.
Show threadJeroenJul 4, 2023

@mitch @Gargron this is our cat. You’ll never guess his name.

His name is also Teddy

Show threadDag Ågren ↙︎↙︎↙︎Jul 4, 2023
@mitch I am saddened to learn that your cat has passed on to the Spirit Plane.
Show threadAdamSkI2003Jul 4, 2023

@mitch tip: you can follow a bunch of relays or use the tool I recently made for that exact purpose (pinned in my profile)

also, have a photo of my cat

Relay List - Connecting the Fediverse

A regularly updated list of relays for use with Mastodon, Misskey, Pleroma and other ActivityPub servers.

Show threadDaniele Verducci 🧉Jul 4, 2023
@mitch

✅ Done!
Would you like to do the same? Maybe with this photo of Nibi, my tuxedo cat: https://social.ichibi.eu/objects/bd606237-e10e-48ab-8075-f25ec99ee708
Thank you!
Daniele Verducci (@[email protected])

@nibi is checking the situation from the upper heights. #cat #tuxedo #box #surveillance

Show threadEspinadaJul 4, 2023
@mitch I don’t know what that is, but here’s my totally mellow cat
Show threadДиректор✖️КладбищаJul 4, 2023
@mitch 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Show threadVirginicusJul 4, 2023
@mitch Threatening? I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!
Show threadDmitry MazinJul 4, 2023
@mitch @ezarowny we need to send photos of your pets out on similar missions to fill our federated feed
Show threadKatAuntieNYCJul 4, 2023
@mitch I was scared, but I did it.
Show threadotheorange_tagJul 4, 2023
@mitch AWAWAWAWAW
Show threadCoop Of EverythingJul 5, 2023
@mitch Teddy is but a shadow of his previous self...
Show threadCoop Of EverythingJul 5, 2023
@mitch Is dinner ready? This is Watson.
Show threadliberloebi 📖Jul 5, 2023
@mitch Dear Mitch Effendi, I think it doesn't work like this in the Fediverse. Please reconsider.
Show threadAunt EefJul 11, 2023
@mitch #CatsWithThreateningAuras 😼