Describe your job in the most stereotypical and ignorant manner as possible

https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/573411

Describe your job in the most stereotypical and ignorant manner as possible - FMHY

To be clear, this is not to insult on anyone’s job. It is a just way to observe if the workers are aware of their occupation’s stereotypes or not.
I used to tell people to turn it off and back on again. Now I tell other people how to tell people to turn it off and back on again.
“See that lab Tech over there? All he ever does is just clean the same tools all day”
I prep the stuff, put it in a machine, and pray everything looks okay when it comes out. I also prep other stuff, load it onto a different machine, and hope everything comes out looking okay. And then there’s a whole different set of stuff that I prep a lot of, check to make sure it looks okay, then send to a different team who will prep it in a completely different way.
Chef or content manager?
Neither, although I think it would be cool to be a chef.

Definitley somebody who works with scripts or code.

I know many chefs. If you like cooking all I will say is make it a hobby.

Good guess, but no to that as well. I’ve done some coding and thought about going back to school for it but I think I’d miss getting to do the work that I do now.

Yeah, I’m not the best cook but I do enjoy it at the hobby level and don’t believe I’d survive in an intense kitchen situation. I’ve learned at least that much from watching The Bear haha.

I make executives look good via fancy PPT and PBIs (business consultant).
The man who knows the arcane knowledge of fixing printers and finding lost emails
We pick things up and put them down.
Future unemployed person :)