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So... they're bees?
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Bees are the largest germs in the world.
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This is true. Streptococcus agalactiae studied under Oskar Schlemmer at the Bauhaus ballet. I think I once saw a film about it with Felicity Kendall as Walter Gropius.
@lowqualityfacts I have no proof that Pat Robertson did not die of autoerotic asphyxiation. Just sayin'.

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Yes, they should give lessons

@lowqualityfacts They just discovered cases of locally transmitted malaria in the US. Those plasmodium have been full on Alvin Ailey.
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I can see these in their spangly costumes and horned head-dresses. I shall be having nightmares for weeks
@lowqualityfacts Also germans, which is how they got their name.