@carnage4life and advertising over there is like placing ads in an already burning in-flight magazine

@carnage4life a crashing plane full of nazis

@carnage4life @tchambers And with all the cost cutting, you don’t even get an oxygen mask.

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Hello stewardess, miss, can you please upgrade me to business class?
You realise we are crashing, don't you?
Yes, I know, I've never flown business class, and I never had good whisky, so quickly please, fill those two last items on my bucket list.

@carnage4life or like booking a trip to see the Titanic...too soon?

@carnage4life Now I'm imagining walking to my economy seat past a bunch of otherwise identical seats, but with large glowing blue checkmarks next to them.

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@carnage4life In the same cramped seat, but with an extra bag of peanuts.

@carnage4life At this point, it's already exploded