Thou shalt not be mean to people because you think God wants you to be a jerk. I don’t, ok? Don’t be a jerk. Gah!
@godpod My faith is shaken until you turn Elon into a Burning Bush.
@godpod Not sure that the folks who need to hear that can read.
@godpod I have never understood what the point of being an asshole is.
@godpod God save me from you most fervent followers.

Thank you @godpod
For today's public service announcement.

#truth
#listentogod
#Christofascist

@godpod "Don't be a jerk" encapsulates the basic teaching of every major religion. None of them do it. There's that sick divine sense of humour again.
@godpod It's insulting to You, really. Why do they think the creator of everything needs their puny help in being a dick to others?
@godpod In retrospect, "Thou Shalt Not Be A Dick" probably should have been the First Commandment.
@godpod My main motto is, Don't be a dick.
@godpod I would be nice but it’s clear the cocaine found in the White House belongs to MTG