Mastodawn

Even I didn’t have Twitter locking itself in its panic room after DDoSing itself on my bingo card.

Can you imagine getting into a car made by a company run by someone this incompetent?

@aral I hear new Teslas will only go 600m per day. Although they’ll go 6000m if you pay Musk an extra $8 per month.

@craiggrannell @aral Is that metres or miles? ;-)

@PaulNickson @aral Metres. And no-one will need to go further than 6km, right? That way lies madness.

@craiggrannell @aral And beyond that, the intended destination. Definitely madness.