The problem with Mastodon is there’s no billionaire to suck up to.
@MissingThePt We need to check Craigslist for one.
@MissingThePt No worries, I can play this role for you, especially if 10,000,000 of you each send me $100.
@MissingThePt for a modest $999.999 million donation, I’ll be that billionaire for you.
@MissingThePt agreed. Everyone should donate to me until I’m a billionaire and you can all suck up to me 😃
@MissingThePt That’s a feature, not a problem.
@MissingThePt
Hey, spread the word, I'm suck-up-able to. I run a server. I'm sure I'll be a billionaire in a future lifetime
@lisamelton