If musicians were devs:

"I'm a Fender Stratocaster player, with 10 years' experience playing major chords, minor chords, 7th chords,, the major scale in A, E and D, the blues scale in A, E and D (see my leetnote and shredderrank profiles for all the scales and chords I know). My tech stack experience includes Marshall Plexi and JCM amps, BOSS Blues Driver (BD-2), EHX Memory Man, BOSS Chorus CE-2, Dunlop Cry Baby.

What kind of music do I play? I'm sorry. I don't understand the question."

@jasongorman @dylanbeattie is a polyglot coder and musician 😄
@Henriksen @jasongorman @dylanbeattie But I don't recall Dylan having a strat... 🤔 All the rest of his experience clearly counts for nothing: we're after strat players! 🎸

@kevlin @Henriksen @jasongorman please find my CV attached.

Also, the preferred term for a guitarist/programmer is “Marshall stack developer” 😉

@dylanbeattie @Henriksen @jasongorman Ah, missed that you had a strat in there! Knew about tele and the PRS, just assumed the rest of the non-headless were Ibanez. You've got the job.
@kevlin @Henriksen @jasongorman ok, so here’s a fun question. Imagine you had to record an album of King Crimson covers performed on the sousaphone. Would you hire a sousaphone player and ask them to learn the Crimson catalogue, or find a musician who knew the Crimson catalogue and have them learn the sousaphone?
@dylanbeattie @Henriksen @jasongorman Is this a roundabout way of confessing that you've got a sousaphone and you're desperate to use it...? 🤔

@kevlin @dylanbeattie @Henriksen @jasongorman
Now I'm singing this badly, to the tune of Mozart's horn concerto no. 4 :-)

"I once had a whim and I had to obey it, to buy a French hirn in a second hand shop

I polished up and I started to play it, in spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop."

(Vintage Flanders & Swann FTW)