why doesn't universal translator work on klingon
@RikerGoogling I was just thinking about this the other day! #nerd
@RikerGoogling It does. It translates to Klingon. Why should English be the lingua franca?
@RikerGoogling it does work, but is too polite - so any Klingon would recognize it.
@RikerGoogling Turn the Profanity Filter off, you know, Klingon is spoken with force.
@RikerGoogling  have you tried wiping it off first 
@RikerGoogling How does the universal translator know not to translate certain words when someone wants to teach that word to someone else?