If musicians were devs:

"I'm a Fender Stratocaster player, with 10 years' experience playing major chords, minor chords, 7th chords,, the major scale in A, E and D, the blues scale in A, E and D (see my leetnote and shredderrank profiles for all the scales and chords I know). My tech stack experience includes Marshall Plexi and JCM amps, BOSS Blues Driver (BD-2), EHX Memory Man, BOSS Chorus CE-2, Dunlop Cry Baby.

What kind of music do I play? I'm sorry. I don't understand the question."

@jasongorman

It's really more the broken HR and recruitment industries who create spreadsheets with their livestock who work like that. Juniors just adapt to their masters' requirements.

Devs are not intrinsically like that.
Your joke is a really good one, but the target is misplaced.