"I am following this account for news about, well, gaming on Linux. I'd appreciate it if you could stick to the content I, and I expect most others, are following this account for."

If this is you. Don't follow me. And anyone sending me that shit will be blocked. I am an actual person, not a robot, thanks.

Yes this account is "GamingOnLinux", but it's just a name. This account is for everything I do, not just a feed of news. That includes taking the piss out of current internet events.
And if you don't like it, silently unfollow like an adult.
@gamingonlinux you can't tell me what to do, you're not my real father!!
@gamingonlinux nono, you're supposed to go back into the freeze chamber when you're not doing Linux gaming, sole purpose in life (joking ofc)
@gamingonlinux I am butthurt about this account not shitposting enough, and no, I won't silently unfollow because I feel entitled and you should listen to my opinion
@gamingonlinux this is quickly becoming the best mastodon account I follow. ๐Ÿ˜‚