@ghoulpus

[Intro]
Twitter was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me and now it's

[Verse 1]
Springtime for Elon and the Twitterati
Twitter is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race

[Verse 2]
Springtime for Elon and the Twitterati
Winter for Google, Insta and Faceplant
Springtime for Elon and the Twitterati
Come on, Google, go into your wasteland

[Bridge]
I don't have a serious profession, and that is why they call me Elon
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Twitterati!

[Verse 3]
Springtime for Elon and the Twitterati
Goosestep's the new step today
$8 blue ticks falling from the skies again
Twitter is on the rise again

[Verse 4]
Springtime for Elon and the Twitterati
Adverts are waxing once more
Springtime for Elon and the Twitterati
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to war!