What got me off Twitter last October was the incident where Elon Musk decided to carry a sink around the Twitter offices, like a stupid, pretentious, overly dramatic jackass.

Then I joined Mastodon.

Nine months on Mastodon showed me that the Fediverse is great, and we’ve since learned that Elon Musk is lucky he was born into wealthy, because he clearly doesn’t know his ass form his elbow.