@ZachWeinersmith Image description:
Two spiders talking, one is standing up on newly-grown hind legs and holding up the other 8 and wearing a mask:
I AM MAN-SPIDER! I WAS A SPIDER LIKE YOU BUT WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE MAN! NOW I HAVE THE POWERS OF MANS!
Normal spider: LIKE WHAT?
Man spider: I CAN FEEL SADNESS ABOUT ABSTRACTIONS.
IMPERMANENCE.
Normal spider: WOW