My lower back just wrote me a letter
@ethanschoonover things like that used to say “do not fold, bend, spindle or mutilate” (and I had to look up spindle!)

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You sure have my sympathy. I have been there a number of times and it's always an unpleasant, painful experience. I'm sorry you're having to go through this.

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Oof. Been laying down a lot while fighting the rona, and my back has started to complain to me about the lack of movement (or maybe my whole body is just getting set off by the fever)
@ethanschoonover my ass just arrived by UPS.
@ethanschoonover alas, I too have been spindled and mutilated

@ethanschoonover ugh, that hits too close to home.

This getting old thing sucks.

@ethanschoonover ...my knees and back here know this one very well also !
@ethanschoonover Not very thoughtful if you don't have a mailbox
@ethanschoonover I remember when I got the same letter. I ignored it and pretended it thinking it was junk mail. Boy do I regret that decision.
@ethanschoonover that is your neck disguised as you lower back 😂 super recommended a visit with a Postural Restoration certified provider to get yourself younger 😁
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🎶 ‘Don’t get me a ticket on an aeroplane
Not gonna take no fast train
Walkin’ days are done, I’m a-sitting home
My lower back just wrote me a letter’ 🎶
@ethanschoonover and then dropped it on the floor just to spite you.
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Oof, I’m sorry you’re in pain. This is why I bend while I can. Motion is the lotion.