"Can you toss me my mask? No, that's my outdoor mask for the global wildfire smoke. I need my indoor mask for the global pandemic."
@MissingThePt LOL, I last-minute decided to wear my P100 instead of KN95 during my backyard routine this morning.
@MissingThePt
Conveniently the pandemic mask stops wildfire smoke just fine, call it a two-fer!
@deirdrebeth @MissingThePt
If your "pandemic mask" isn't stopping the wildfire smoke, you need a better fitting pandemic mask.
@deirdrebeth @MissingThePt people are so mask-pilled that when I suggested a mask for the wild fire smoke someone said, “masks don’t work!” And I was like, “dude, this was the original use case you nimrod!”

@gretared @MissingThePt

Blargh! That was one of the reasons the SF bay area was so ready when Covid first hit. Most of us were already masking due to fires.

@MissingThePt No, not that one either. That mask is for foiling global facial recognition cameras.
@MissingThePt A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.
@MissingThePt It's next to the charging cable. No, the other charging cable. The one that's kind of flat. No, not that flat one, the other flat one
@MissingThePt “No, no that one. The one I use to hide from the dystopian facial recognition cameras”
@MissingThePt
Need a cartoon of the masks hanging on hooks by the door
@MissingThePt I feel seen 😂😂😂😂