it is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that the tech bros have invented sails

@stavvers TBF this is a GOOD idea purely in engineering terms: kites can take advantage of wind speeds and directions that vary at different altitudes, aerofoils bolted to the deck on rigid masts are limited to surface winds. But it's still only a supplement for engine power: modern supply chains can't cope with VLCSs getting becalmed.

The real answer is marine nuclear propulsion. Or teleportation booths. Or sparkly unicorns. Or something.

@cstross @stavvers and the kites operate at a higher height where the wings should be faster and more reliable.
I love dunking on tech bros as much as the next mastodoon, but if they can make it reliable and cheap, then let's take every weapon against climate change we can get.