it is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that the tech bros have invented sails
@stavvers I wonder what happened to the 2008 version? Can't remember what the company was called...

@nebulousmenace @stavvers The article mentions something about SkySails. Never heard of them before, even though they were a German company.

Maybe the idea just didn't fly back then because burning heavy oil still was fucking cheap, YOLO.