@rubenbolling @pgor Text description:
Tom the Dancing Bug
Lo, in the land of Indiana did come to a baker two men who lie with one another.
SORRY, I'M NOT GOING TO SELL YOU A CAKE!
Yea, a new law in the land allowed the baker to discriminate against such people.
I'M REQUIRED TO! IT'S MY RELIGION!
And then did come to the baker a woman with her head uncovered, and he did refuse her business.
WAIT.
WHAT?
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@rubenbolling @pgor Verily, for that was explicitly prohibited by his religious text, which he did follow strictly.
WHOA! YOU'RE RIGHT… UM…
And then did come to the baker a man of great riches and many possessions.
MY COMPANY NEEDS 500 CAKES A WEEK!
But, lo, did the righteous baker refuse his business, for he did follow all his religious texts and teachings.
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@rubenbolling @pgor OH, COME ON! THAT CAMEL-THROUGH-THE-EYE-OF-A-NEEDLE THING ISN'T MEANT I TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
So it came to pass that the baker had no customers, and he was soon upon bankruptcy and ruin.
And the two men who lie with each other did return to him, with a kind offer of patronage.
WE'D LIKE TO BUY A CAKE.
BUT... WHY WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME?
WE'RE REQUIRED TO. IT'S OUR RELIGION!
SEE, THIS TAKES ALL THE FUN OUT OF DISCRIMINATION!
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