[NSQ Friday] Where did I leave my keys?

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[NSQ Friday] Where did I leave my keys? - Blåhaj Lemmy

Under the papers on the table
On top of your head
I have them! Here they are!

They’re in the last place you’ll look for them.

Cause if you kept looking after you found them, that would be real weird.

Oddly enough I say that quite often too. Everything's always in the last place you look. Because then, you stop looking. :)
You left them in the door?
Did you check your butthole?
Yep, once a month whether it needs it or not!
Probably somewhere on earth
One time they were in my shoe. Did your dog eat them? What about your neighbour's dog?