Cevilia (they/she/…)

[NSQ Friday] Where did I leave my keys?

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[NSQ Friday] Where did I leave my keys? - Blåhaj Lemmy

Jun 30, 2023 at 5:18amWeb
Show threadTornadoRexJun 30, 2023
Under the papers on the table
Show threadjarvis2323Jun 30, 2023
On top of your head
Show threadqisopeJun 30, 2023
In the fridge?
Show threadNewEnglandRedshirtJun 30, 2023
I have them! Here they are!
Show threadCarbonatedPastaSauceJun 30, 2023

They’re in the last place you’ll look for them.

Cause if you kept looking after you found them, that would be real weird.

Show threadCevilia (they/she/…)Jun 30, 2023
Oddly enough I say that quite often too. Everything's always in the last place you look. Because then, you stop looking. :)
Show threadsnailwizardJun 30, 2023
You left them in the door?
Show threadsummerbistrorealnessJun 30, 2023
Did you check your butthole?
Show threadNarc0Jun 30, 2023
H.Y.C.Y.B.H.
Show threadCevilia (they/she/…)Jun 30, 2023
Yep, once a month whether it needs it or not!
Show threadpandarisuJun 30, 2023
Probably somewhere on earth
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamJun 30, 2023
One time they were in my shoe. Did your dog eat them? What about your neighbour's dog?