I think my cats think I work as a professional cat petter.

Me, at desk, typing.

Cat walks up to my chair and scratches it as if it’s an office door chime.

Me, glares but continues typing.

Cat, hops on desk, sits in front of computer monitor, and stares at me.

Me, cranes neck to see around cat as I type.

Cat, taps me on the nose with paw, as if to say, “Excuse me. I’m here for my 11AM appointment…”

#catsOfMastodon

Someone didn’t get the memo that it’s my day off.

#catsOfMastodon