Justin
Itzayana 
Wild how Catholics can handle bread transitioning to Jesus, but I can't transubstantiate into a being of unknowable gender who looks cute in a skirt.
oops!all_manzanitas@itzyg turns out God is trans, good for them
@oopsallmanzanitas GTB (God to bread)
2¢@itzyg maybe if you learn Latin?
@Qbitzerre Jesus didn't know latin, so I refuse. Everyone knows Jesus spoke English.
@itzyg didn't know latin? How do we explain this?
Summer Salsa Jesus We Love You
Cloudship@itzyg @Qbitzerre with a Long Gisland accent.
Octavia Con Amore 
Succubard's Library@itzyg Also Jesus: the fuck's a "pants"? 
Why would you wear something so restrictive when you can have long, flowy clothes? 
Why would you wear something so restrictive when you can have long, flowy clothes? 
Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊@OctaviaConAmore @itzyg
Robes are perfect for carpentry, too! No way they'd ever get caught in a project.
Robes are perfect for carpentry, too! No way they'd ever get caught in a project.
mem_somerville@itzyg Or, say, something like a toga...
Inspired@itzyg I think given this context, you could reply to any shade thrown your way by these folks with "eat me".