Judd LegumRFK Jr is holding an event with a doctor who says the COVID a vaccine turns you into a human magnet 🧲 https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/06/robert-f-kennedy-jr-does-vaccine-make-fork-stick-to-me.html
Jeroen@juddlegum I was angry when I found out that it wasn't true. Even after 5 vaccines, I'm still not able to keep my keys on me. (The keys react to magnets, I tested it) I don't ask much, I just want my keys on me. In this way I will never lose it.
The same goes for the 5G chip. I could have free internet! But no, also fake news. It's not that the state, or big companies, don't know anything about me. If they hand it out for free, I take it.
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