Mastodawn

Companies keep telling me to "act like an owner" but I can't figure out how to arbitrarily fire myself to increase shareholder profits.

@philiph As an owner (of a tiny tiny indie game dev) I did just earlier today tell myself "fuck you, pay me"

@maltzen how did that work?

@philiph It turns out that my boss paid me right after that.

@maltzen that's the amazing power of collective bargaining

@philiph You have just discovered "Leaving with no notice."